||[Jan. 25th, 2005|12:59 am]
|||||lynard skynrd - free bird||]|
Ah drank me a quart o whisky for breakfast this mornin'. The Ah went out an' shot me a buffallo and ate it.
Most days ah drink about 6 gallons o' good old bourbon, 'cept on weekends that is, when ah drink about 20. I don't go much fer passin' out drunk in ditches, but ah do have a big gun, and a bigger motorcycle. can ah join?