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application.. [Jan. 25th, 2005|12:59 am]
[mood |drunkdrunk]
[music |lynard skynrd - free bird]

Ah drank me a quart o whisky for breakfast this mornin'. The Ah went out an' shot me a buffallo and ate it.

Most days ah drink about 6 gallons o' good old bourbon, 'cept on weekends that is, when ah drink about 20. I don't go much fer passin' out drunk in ditches, but ah do have a big gun, and a bigger motorcycle. can ah join?

From: bad_hangover
2005-01-25 01:10 am (UTC)
I don't know. It doesn't seem like you throw up very much. I'd like to see some more pictures. I like your beard, but maybe you could expand a bit. Personality is important for me in a drunk.

At the moment it's a no, but I could be swayed...
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[User Picture]From: gurlesque
2005-01-26 03:07 am (UTC)

I dunno. I'm not so keen on the obvious phallic symbolism of having a 'big gun'

but, you should pretty wasted. I'm torn between my feminist ideals and my true alcohol fueled nature....
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