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application [Jan. 26th, 2005|02:56 am]
winos
notsick_notwell
i like a good patty, sorry party. i like gin. can you keep up with me, sorry, this has come accross as a very self indulged post, but, i like gin, and, well, i guess, im kinda lonely. women..sorry, freudian slip there into the old gullet.lol.

so whats happening on this site. im new here *coy* what you guys up to, really, what you guys UP to?

lov n grindin
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(no subject) [Jan. 25th, 2005|01:24 pm]
winos

gurlesque
A question for the other memebers of the community:

Who is your drunk idol? The person whose drinking inspires you to new levels of alcoholism, who you aspire to be like as you stumble around in a stupor, whose witty, alcohol-fueled comments put your rude mumbles and attention-seeking shouts to shame. I mean, the people that make drinijng cool.

Mine is Karen from Will and Grace.
Always drunk, always stylish, always ready with a sharp putdown.
She is also the ultimate fag hag so I can relate.
And she's working that whole married-for-money thing that I totally aspire to.

Who's yours?

[and if anyone says Withnail they should be banned for unoriginality]
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application.. [Jan. 25th, 2005|12:59 am]
winos
whiskylovechild
[mood |drunkdrunk]
[music |lynard skynrd - free bird]

Ah drank me a quart o whisky for breakfast this mornin'. The Ah went out an' shot me a buffallo and ate it.

Most days ah drink about 6 gallons o' good old bourbon, 'cept on weekends that is, when ah drink about 20. I don't go much fer passin' out drunk in ditches, but ah do have a big gun, and a bigger motorcycle. can ah join?
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to put things in perspective... [Jan. 23rd, 2005|04:51 pm]
winos
slinkymule
that first entry was rubbish, so to show the standard expected on winos, here is last saturday...

occasion

hellen-warming party at the haus

injested:

1/2 litre of gin [that's almost a pint of gin. with tonic], greg's homemade bloodshot, e, red and white wine.

how pissed:

7/10

antics:

punched in the face by hell in our very own fightclub, bled, stumbled, woke up at 1.

pissed grub:

special set 1 in the morning.

hangover:
whole day and into monday

verdict

good, unclean fun
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without booze it is no fun. [Jan. 23rd, 2005|04:40 pm]
winos
slinkymule
[mood |disappointeddisappointed]
[music |the cure - burn [from upstairs]

occasion

rubbish hoxton house-party in deepest northern suburbia

injested:

share in 2 bottles of rose, 1 can of strongbow, bottle of red [2 for £5], odd glug of white.

how pissed:

3/10

antics:

not really - wasn't drunk enough to enjoy it. could have ended up in a fight, but wasn't drunk enough to see it through. Came home reasonably early.

pissed grub:

double layer sausage sandwich [fried] last night, and bacon and yellow pepper omlet for breakfast.

hangover:

slightly "floaty", but able to operate heavy machinery safely.

verdict

pathetic attempt at night out.
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